He is not homeless, yet everyone calls him Lekki Street Boy.
Yesterday, the internet’s most shameless hustler sat on a curb and casually admitted he spends more in one night than most Nigerians earn in a month, all for the privilege of begging celebrities for cash.
“Do you know how much I spend just to beg every day?” he asked, laughing like a man who has cracked the code. “Yesterday alone, ?250k. I bought three shots of Azul at ?70k each just to sit near one person inside the club.”
The confession, dropped in a 49 seconds of raw Pidgin, has set social media on fire. While civil servants count pennies, Lekki Street Boy is out here treating Quilox and Pablo like his personal office, splashing ?200k–?400k nightly on bottles, entry fees, and designer fits so he can “blend” long enough to hit his targets with the famous line: “Oga, anything for the boys?”
Some call it madness. Others call it genius. A few quietly wonder if the real beggars are the ones wearing suits from 9 to 5.
Love him or hate him, the self-proclaimed “Beg-3 President” just proved one thing: in Nigeria, even begging has VIP tables and the bill is steeper than you think.
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