He was once just a funny skit guy with 200k TikTok followers. Then, on August 21, 2025, everything changed.
Ebo Enoch, now answering only to “Ebo Noah” or “Ebo Jesus” posted a calm video hammering planks in the bush near Akropong, Ghana. His message: God appeared in a dream and commanded him to build eight massive wooden arks because non-stop rain starts Christmas Day 2025 and will drown the world for years.
He claims the biggest ark can hold 600 million souls. Photos show something closer to a very large fishing boat.
Donations flooded in through mobile money. Strangers began camping at the secret site. Birds, he says, are already arriving “by divine GPS.”
Pastors across Ghana call it blasphemy, pointing to the rainbow covenant that promises no more global floods. Online, the memes are merciless: “Does the ark have Wi-Fi?” “Premium cabin or economy?”
On December 7 he preached in Kasoa wearing the same brown vest, broken arm still healing from when waves swept him away during a “sea test” in October.
His exact words in the latest clip: “Mock me like they mocked Noah. On December 25 the sky will speak louder than all of you.”
Some believers have sold houses to travel to him. Others quietly send cash, terrified they’ll miss the boat, literally.
Christmas is 16 days away. The arks are finished. The sky, for now, is clear.
Whether Ebo is prophet, prankster, or the most successful fundraiser Ghana has ever seen, one thing is certain: the world is watching one man, eight boats, and a countdown nobody asked for.
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